The Master, The Uncle and  the Apprentice Moustaches. 

Drink coffee, rule the world. 

Upload or enter text that you want printed on the mugs, and we'll print and ship them to you, all for the remarkable price of 299 for a set of 2 Mugs.  

When I'm sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome instead. True Story.  

As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want'

'It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.' 

It all begins and ends with your friends. 

That's Tagore. Prose before hos, baby. 

You can upload an image that we'll print in high quality, mount, and frame for you.

Please avoid uploading copyrighted images.

If you like it as much as you're supposed to, you'll agree.

Can be used to things other than cigarettes, though we don't recommend arson.

Warning: Cigarette smoking is injurious blah blah. 

The proof, indeed, is in the puffing. 

Warning: Cigarette smoking is injurious blah blah. 

Let's be blunt (if you know what I mean.)

It's so good.

Warning: Cigarette smoking is injurious blah blah. 

If you want to convince someone to quit smoking, this is what you need to give them. Every time they'll light up, they'll remember the consequences. 

On second thought, this is kinda cruel.

Warning: Cigarette smoking is injurious blah blah.

You can engrave your own messages, logos, even photographic outlines on this lighter. 

It's made of stainless steel, and looks worth much more than what you're paying for it.

Warning: Cigarette smoking is injurious blah blah. 

In between eradicating poverty and moonlighting as a crimefighter, we ask each other, 'Got Beer?'

We forget what happens after that, mostly because of the coolest hat in the world, and alcohol.  

It's a hat in the shape of a cake, complete with candles, icing and sugary flowers. I mean, what more do you want?

Oh, and wear your suit. 

Long ago, the hat was the quintessential gangster trademark: And not he kind of gangsters that wore diamond chains and oversize clothing, but the kind of gansters who made you offers you couldn't refuse.

Long ago, the hat was the quintessential gangster trademark: And not he kind of gangsters that wore diamond chains and oversize clothing, but the kind of gansters who made you offers you couldn't refuse.

Long ago, the hat was the quintessential gangster trademark: And not he kind of gangsters that wore diamond chains and oversize clothing, but the kind of gansters who made you offers you couldn't refuse.

Long ago, the hat was the quintessential gangster trademark: And not he kind of gangsters that wore diamond chains and oversize clothing, but the kind of gansters who made you offers you couldn't refuse.

Long ago, the hat was the quintessential gangster trademark: And not he kind of gangsters that wore diamond chains and oversize clothing, but the kind of gansters who made you offers you couldn't refuse. 

Comes in a plastic box with a sealable lid for easy portability. All the accessories (Chillum, tongs, pipe and plate) are included. It's made of plastic for durability and easy cleaning (and is more hygenic than glass / steel), and includes a ceramic chillum for your favourite flavours. Comes in 4 colours.

The full set of the beer mugs with cycle bells, at a discounted price! 

To be used only by the Master Drinker.

To decide who the master drinker is, please see the Master Drinker Test on this mug.  

Good luck. 

You can buy all 4 designs at a discounted price here:

It has detailed instructions written on it that will let  you to decide who amongst your friends is a lightweight, and who's the Homer Simpson of Beerness.

Use it well.  

You can buy all 4 designs at a discounted price here:

This ridiculously cool mug has a bell on it. It's loud, fun and a great accompaniment to drunken madness.

Works with all liquids, though we recommend beer.  

You can buy all 4 designs at a discounted price here:

This ridiculously cool mug has a bell on it. It rings loud to signal whatever drunken message you want to convey (usually, 'MORE!')

Works with other liquids as well, but we strongly recommend Beer. 

You can buy all 4 designs at a discounted price here:

This set of 2 Mugs comes with sticks of chalk, and unlimited possibilities.

Be romantic, or be funny. If you can't manage either, google nice things to say in exchange for coffee and alcohol.

Upload your own message, logo, even photographic outline.

We'll laser etch it on these stainless steel hip flasks for throwaway prices.

Incredibly life-like delicacies ( we highly recommend using these to prank your family before you stick them on your fridge)

Assorted Sets of 3, 6 and 10 are available.

Rs 329, 529 and 749 respectively.

Make your own (a minimum of 12 pieces) and pin them on your bags and travel gear, of if you're cool, on your jeans.  

We call them (L-R) Drunk, Loud, Cocky and Happy.

You can call them what you want. For Rs. 799, they're all yours.  

Design your own tshirts, or let us design them for you!

Just upload your own design (preferably a good quality image of less than 1mb), or enter the text you want along with any suggestions or links about how you want it to look, and we'll make it for you, and even ship it to you for free.

Because we love you. ` 

 The Gentleman's hip flask - ' Work is the curse of the drinking classes.'

Size - 5.2 inches by 4 inches.  

Made of Stainless Steel.

 The Gentleman's hip flask - ' The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.'

Size - 5.2 inches by 4 inches.

Made of Stainless Steel.

The Gentleman's hip flask - I drink to make other people more interesting.

Size - 5.2 inches by 4 inches.  

Made of Stainless Steel.

The Gentleman's Hip Flask - Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker (if you know what I mean)

Size: 5.2 Inches X 4 Inches  

Made of Stainless Steel.

Reality is a crutch for peoplel who can't handle booze.

Size - 5.2 inches by 4 inches.  

Made of Stainless Steel.

A Free Elf Button, The Hallows Button, The Auror Sheild Button, and the I Love Snape Button.

Together, at a discounted price.  

The Elder Wand, The Ressurection Stone, and the Cloak of Invisibility. 

The Hallows are a lesson in wisdom.  

Size: 2.25 inches in diameter.

A tribute to quite possibly the bravest man that ever lived, and a man who understood love.

After all this time, they asked him.

Always, he said.

Size: 2.25 inches in diameter. 

Dobby, the elf who indirectly saved the wizarding world. He's buried near Shell Cottage, on the outskirts of Tinworth, Cornwall. His last words were, 'Such a lovely place ot be with friends. It must be noted that Dobby died a free elf. 

Size: 2.25 inches in diameter.

The highly trained protectors of the wizarding world, those who complete Auror training will in the same league as the late Prof. Moody, Frank and Alice Longbottom, and Tonks, Shacklebolt, and eventually Ron, Harry and Neville. 

Size: 2.25 inches in diameter.

 Rage Guy, Troll Guy, Y U NO Guy and Forever Alone Guy, at a discounted price. 

 Rage Guy. 

(As a matter of principle, we're not explaining the meme badges / buttons. Either you know 'em, or you don't.)

Size: 2.25 inches in diameter.

Troll Guy. You mad, bro? 

(As a matter of principle, we're not explaining the meme badges. Either you know them, or you don't)

Size: 2.25 inches in diameter.

If you like it, Y U No BUY IT?

(As a matter of principle, we're not describing / explaining / saying funny things about the memes. Either you know them, or you don't.)

Size: 2.25 inches in diameter.

Forever Alone Guy - visual punchline to a thousand internet jokes. This is one of the first and most brilliant meme's that the internet has ever spawned.  

The worst story ever told. An insult to bibliophiles and vampires everywhere: Twilight is a lovely hate to possess.

The world's favourite Serial Killer / Vigilante / Forensic Expert / Monologist  

Hank Moody, author of 'God Hates Us All', and unapologetic womanizer, incorrigible ass. Still provided us with the best lessons in love. 

Every swearword uttered by the great / drunk Captain Haddock during the Tintin comics.  

Sherlock / Benedict. One of the greatest characters ever written, one the best TV shows ever made. Genius on a Tshirt.  

A tribute to quite possibly the worst song ever written, sung, hummed or even thought about.  

For your inner movie buff, Indophile, and geek. 

Make Love, Not Horcruxes. 

Keep your soul intact, and indulge in the other kind of magic. 

Three easy chords on the guitar: now start a band. This is your life, if you want something, you should get it. No excuses. 

Sheldon's Sleeping Song from the Big Bang Theory. 

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr, Purr Purr. 

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon, we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. Love the wizard, get the tshirt. 

If you know the origins or the use of this joke, then you understand the awesomeness of this tshirt, and we understand your need to own it.  

Our favourite video games might differ, but there's no denying the respite we found in them. They increased our tolerance for life in general. A tribute is in order. 

A tribute to the world's most famous plumber, and our childhood hero - Mario. When in doubt, jump on things, keep calm, collection coin and carry on.  

For all of life's quandries and conundrums, Phil Dunphy's advice would be great to follow, After all, he's cool. WTF = Why the face? 

Hate being frisked / groped? Now you can continually, coolly and subtly protest your innocence with this sarcastic masterpiece. Please don't actually put bombs and guns in the bag, becuase we might get into trouble for that. 

Size: 17 inches by 13.5 inches. The handle is 12 inches high.  

You must possess a large amount of healthy social disdain to carry this bag. It's bold, utilatarian and funny. It is large enough to accomodate groceries, books, or a baby (though we don't recommend putting any children in it)

Size: 17 inches by 13.5 inches. The handle is 12 inches high.